May 4, 2014
THE “OFFICIAL” RULES OF BOOBS, DEATHS, DINKS as played by East and West contingents of people-I’ve-watched-GoT-with:
Beforehand, everyone provides a guess as to how many boobs, how many deaths, and how many scenes with Peter Dinklage will be in that night’s episode.
This can go either by column or by row. Either everyone guesses boobs in order, then deaths, etc. Or the first person guesses all three, then the next person. Different groups like different methods.
One person is selected as note-taker for ep. They should get a piece of paper. Others can help keep count, but it’s the note-taker’s ultimate responsibility. (Book-fans make the best note-takers if available).
At the end of the ep. each player gets a score for each category. Their score is how many numbers off their guess was (no Price is Right rules…you can go over). Your total score is your boobs, death, and dink scores added together.
The player with the lowest total score wins. Ties are acceptable.
Prizes to be awarded at hosts discretion.
BOOBS: traditionally only human lady boobs count (feel free to include peen in this category, just let everyone know ahead of time). The boob count is determined by exposed nipple. Boobs are counted singularly, rather than in pairs (there can be odd numbered boob counts). Seeing the same character’s boobs in multiple scenes does not count as multiple boobs. Dead boobs count.
DEATHS: deaths are counted as any on screen death or the off-screen death during the episode of a named character (animals with names count).
DINKS: Dinklage scenes go by screenplay rules. Different shots within the same scene/location do not another Dink make. But a new scene with Dinklage, even if there has been no cut to another character or scene in between, still counts.
AMBIGUITY: All of these can be difficult to discern. Fervent debate encouraged. Coincidentally, drinking also encouraged.

THE “OFFICIAL” RULES OF BOOBS, DEATHS, DINKS as played by East and West contingents of people-I’ve-watched-GoT-with:

  1. Beforehand, everyone provides a guess as to how many boobs, how many deaths, and how many scenes with Peter Dinklage will be in that night’s episode.
  2. This can go either by column or by row. Either everyone guesses boobs in order, then deaths, etc. Or the first person guesses all three, then the next person. Different groups like different methods.
  3. One person is selected as note-taker for ep. They should get a piece of paper. Others can help keep count, but it’s the note-taker’s ultimate responsibility. (Book-fans make the best note-takers if available).
  4. At the end of the ep. each player gets a score for each category. Their score is how many numbers off their guess was (no Price is Right rules…you can go over). Your total score is your boobs, death, and dink scores added together.
  5. The player with the lowest total score wins. Ties are acceptable.
  6. Prizes to be awarded at hosts discretion.
  • BOOBS: traditionally only human lady boobs count (feel free to include peen in this category, just let everyone know ahead of time). The boob count is determined by exposed nipple. Boobs are counted singularly, rather than in pairs (there can be odd numbered boob counts). Seeing the same character’s boobs in multiple scenes does not count as multiple boobs. Dead boobs count.
  • DEATHS: deaths are counted as any on screen death or the off-screen death during the episode of a named character (animals with names count).
  • DINKS: Dinklage scenes go by screenplay rules. Different shots within the same scene/location do not another Dink make. But a new scene with Dinklage, even if there has been no cut to another character or scene in between, still counts.
  • AMBIGUITY: All of these can be difficult to discern. Fervent debate encouraged. Coincidentally, drinking also encouraged.

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